Day 22 - 28/12/13 - Moolap -> Barwon Heads Vic

I think we were all suffering from Christmas Extravaganza Lag as we peeled ourselves out of bed at 8:15 and got ourselves ready for the day, in slow motion. We said our goodbye’s to the Mario’s crew and headed around the Belarine Peninsula. This is an incredibly beautiful area of Australia and one that I think often goes unnoticed on the things to do list. We headed straight to Portarlington, that I want to spell with two words but it is only one (if you don’t believe me see the map below), and dropped in at another of my customers, but just to say a quick hello and see what we should see around town. They were great and gave us heaps of tips which formed the plan for the day.

It was already starting to heat up so we decided a swim was in order so we hit the water beside the pier in Portarlington. I was amazed that across the bay, even though it was quite hazy in the heat, you could clearly make out the skyscrapers of Melbourne! The water was ‘fresh’ so it didn’t last too long so we ventured out to the pier where a tall ship was coming alongside to take people on a sightseeing trip. After checking out what we thought are lobster boats we headed back but after a few now obligatory dives of the pier, one where I even managed to complete a forward flip with only minimal leg flopping, the boys and I decided to swim the 100 or so meters back to the shore. Mum before you get to worried it was only about 20m before I could stand up, but it was a fun adventure all the same. After a deli style lunch, where I agreed for some unknown reason to let everybody choose what they wanted on their sandwich (last time that will be happening) we continued along the coast line.

For the next 10 or 15kms houses lined the esplanade and were an amazing mixture of old beach shacks and McMansions, with each little hamlet having their own caravan park on the waters edge that was busting at the seams! We eventually had to turn inland and went to Queenscliff which is a very pretty town that has an amazing amount of history. All through town were old hotels and mansions that must have been the playground of the rich and famous in years past. The wind really started to pick up, nothing like we get up in Queensland, as we climbed up a viewing platform that provided a great view of the heads for Port Phillip Bay.

 
 
We then headed to Point Lonsdale which is the lighthouse right heads. There was a cairn on the way up to the lighthouse which was great as it gave the boys a bit if perspective.

 
By now the wind was gusting up to 50 knots (that’s 90kms/hr) and the sand and dust stung our ankles and legs and we ventured forwards.

 
 
 
 It was amazing to watch two shipping container vessels (I am sure there is a real word for them but I can’t think of it) ploughing head first into the wind. The captain really earned his bucks today!

 
 
 
 
We also found Buckley’s cave and there was Buckley’s and none of us going down to the fore shore to hop through the rocks! As an interesting side note have you ever tried to walk in thongs in 90km/h wind? It is quite difficult as every time your foot leaves the earth the thong turns into a spinnaker and drags your foot with it!

 

As we were leaving Queenscliff we went through our first of four major right turns, the second will be in Perth, third at Derby and fourth in Karumba.
 
 
 
 
We followed the roads through Ocean Grove to Barwon Heads where the plan was to put Rufus in for a dip and catch dinner. Needless to say even I had the common sense to realise that 50 knot winds are not conducive to fishing trips!

There were no free camps in either of the books so we just headed out of town and found a nice secluded beach and found the area that was as protected as possible from the wind. Surely nobody will bother us here....at around 8:30 there was a couple of knocks from two security guards saying we couldn’t stay there. I pleaded with them saying there wasn’t a space in any park within 50kms so they kind of agreed saying that we had better be up and going real early as the council buys will fine us.

I set my alarm for 5:50 and jumped into bed and that night the van rocked like never before!!!! It was amazing and De thought it was pretty good to. You know what they say “When the vans a rockin’g don’t come a knockin’, I think it would be hard to be out a knockin’ that knight considering how the wind rocked the van even with the supporting legs down!

Day 21 - 27/12/13 -Sunshine -> Moolap Vic

We were up pretty early and did a big clean out of the van and truck. Some Christmas presents were replacing stuff we had with us so rather than sticking them in the back of the cupboard like we would do at home we put them straight in the bin rather than waiting three or four years before doing it! We also culled all of the Christmas decorations and other things that we had already deemed 'unnecessary' - somehow the kids survived!

We headed south and stopped in Geelong for a bit of a look around. We got to the riverfront park about 11:30 and while the weather wasn’t ideal it was pretty warm and we were amazed that there were so few people around. The boys went for a swim while I tried to figure out why the solar system on the van was flashing and reading high voltage. I was also having a fair few problems with keeping charge in the auxillary battery in back of Izzy. After about four attempts I managed to get the problem in The Gator figured. In the process I discovered that the auxillary battery in the back of the truck had shorted out and had very nearly burnt the truck down. If petrol or diesel had been stored in the drums beside the battery I may have provided some early New Year fireworks.
 

After messing around in Geelong we went to Moolap, to camp in the carpark of one of my customers shops! The guys at Mario’s Bait and Tackle have always been great supporters of us and it was good to catch up with them. We were still pretty knackered so we just stuck a movie on for the boys and chilled for the afternoon. Once the boys were in bed I rewired all of the earth leads on Izzy’s Auxillary battery and put few extra layers of insulation on the place where it had shorted. As dusk fell the mozzies attached in North Queensland like numbers! I retreated to the van and slept very very soundly!

 

Day 20 - 26/12/13 Sunshine & The MCG!

Do you know how excited kids get on Christmas morning just before they open their presents? Well that’s pretty close to the way I felt about going to the boxing day test. I am bit of a cricket tragic, especially when we are playing against the English and even more so when we are already up 3 – 0 in the series. I haven’t missed the first day of a Gabba test for 15 years but having the chance to go to the MCG for the first day was something that I have wanted t do for a long time.

There was no time for swims or playing with presents it was up and at em’ on the bus at 8 so we could get there early enough to have a look around and soak up the atmosphere. As I walked across the bridge from the tennis centre to the MCG I think I got about as close to the feeling a bride has as she walks down the aisle at her wedding. I had goose bumps and a cold shiver ran up my spine as I walked through the gates and viewed the playing surface for the first time. I don’t know if it was the height of the stands or the way they completely encircle the playing area but it felt pretty damn amazing.
 

 
We went to what we thought were our seats in the very front row just near the sight screen. The teams were out warming out and the slips cordon came over and did their warming up right in front of us which the boys really loved.
 
We then thought we had better go right to the top of the stand to see what it was like up there as well. While we were up there we watched the coin toss and Clarkey won it again - That's 4 in a row. I was so happy as the boys (and me) would get to see Australia bat...What did you just say Clarkey - Your going to do WHAT?? Have a bowl....I thought we were done for but for once, in hindsight, Clarkey's cricketing knowledge out did mine, or was it just a fluke! 

The Coin Toss
 We then settled back into our seats and sang the national anthem with all that we had. When the Aussie team ran out we were wondering when De was going to arrive as she had decided to take a slightly later bus. I then got a phone call from her wondering where we were. “In our seats of course!” well apparently there is a difference between Row AA and Row A. While it would have been good to be in the front row the boys could hardly see over the fence and more importantly row AA was in the shade all day!
One for the Mantle Piece

The first wicket!
 

While there wasn’t a great amount of runs scored or wickets taken it was great day of cricket. During the last session the crowd really started to get behind Mitch and we were clapping and chanting having an all-round great time.
World Record Crowd - It ended up 91,092!!!
 

During the tea break we went out to the merchandising stands and the boys spent up some of their Christmas money - for once I agreed with their purchasing decision!
Thanks Damo, Rach, James, Oliver & Sophie

Thanks Chappo, Tracy, Taylor & Ella
 
When the last ball for the day was finally bowled we headed for the tram with the barmy army trailing behind us in full chorus. I only wish we had an equivalent for Australian fans – I would love it!
We headed back to camp and collapsed after a massive three days. We were back on the road again tomorrow. While having the convenience of toilets and electricity is good, camping in your own space away from the hustle and bustle has its own benefits - ones I am looking forward to having again!

Day 19 - 25/12/13 - Sunshine (Melbourne) Vic

It had been a pretty late night so we told the boys they weren’t to even think about opening their eyes until 8am. Amazingly enough it worked! It was pretty tough for them as they could see their Santa sacks sitting on the couch and Santa had bought Jacko a fishing rod that was stick out the top of it making him even more excited! On cue the both bound out of bed, not touching the floor but somehow managing to grab their sacks on the way through. Within the blink of an eye all of their presents were laid out before them with a few “just what I always wanted” thrown in for good measure.
We then had the family present distribution and get brekkie ready. Our preparation had been a touch less than idea when we realised at we didn’t have any bacon and the can off baked beans ended up to be a can of dinosaur spaghetti! It was delicious and Sam was extra happy as he got to have the smoked salmon croissants he requested, which he had with vegemite!


We spent the rest of the morning skyping with our family, swimming as well as De preparing a roast lunch. The Webber lived up to its reputation delivering a scrumptious roast lamb lunch with some of the Mother-in-Laws plum pudding for desert – Yum!
 
After a well earned nana nap for everybody we packed the esky and headed back to the pool. It had been pretty empty in the morning session but by now everybody had returned from their family lunches and there were people everywhere.
We settled in, another family from Brisbane with three boys pulled up next to us, and the next thing we knew it was 8pm and it was time for bed! It was defiantly not our typical Christmas day and while we all missed seeing our family dearly on the day it was great to have a quite day where we just had time to relax and enjoy each other’s company. Merry Christmas Everyone!

Day 18 - 24/12/13 - Ballan -> Sunshine (Melbourne) Vic

One of the great things about truck stops and boat ramps is that they are generally as flat as a pancake so packing up camp consists of changing the fridge from gas to battery, putting away the solar panel for the Izzy’s auxillary battery, putting the step inside the van and inserting the key in the ignition. For all they lack in ambiance and modern facilities they make up for is ease!

We made our way to our pre-booked van park in Sunshine, but as check in wasn’t until 10am we found a shopping centres and pretended to be really stressed out for an hour racing from one place to another getting all kinds of goodies that we probably could have very easily survived without.

After a small challenge backing the van into what felt like a space half its size we sent the boys to the pool and we started to retrieve all of the goodies required for Christmas morning from all of the nooks and crannies that we had stored them in around the van. Do you know how hard it is to hide things in a caravan for nearly three weeks? Knowing it was going to be a very late night we all had a Nana nap in readiness.

I was pretty excited about the night’s activities as I am a sucker for Christmas Carols and while all of the other members of my family have objected to Mum playing Perry Como’s Christmas album every year I was quietly wishing they would all leave it on! We all jumped on board the 220 bus that was taking us to the Myer Music Bowl with the candles that we had made the day before at Sovereign Hill safely in tow. The gates opened at 4:30 and we arrived at 5:00 to find virtually no room left for a person to sit let-a-lone for us to spread our blanket out. After a few reccies we found a spot, in the second back row, that we were pretty happy with. Ok, only three hours until the show commences, this is going to be a ball! The boys were great and between playing Uno, doing toilet runs and having chicken sandwiches for diner the time flew.

When the ‘real show’ started at 8pm I was pretty excited and sitting on the hill looking down on the stage with the fading sun lighting up the Melbourne skyline on one side and the MCG and Rod Laver Arena on the other was a pretty special moment.

 There were some pretty good singers but I must admit my dislike for ‘talent’ shows like The Voice left me a touch out of the loop as to who all of the performers were. As the sky darkened everybody started to light their candles and the aura it created was pretty bloody cool! The boys loved it as this is pretty much the only time they have ever been allowed to play with anything with fire in their life.
 



 
About 2/3rds of the way through I took Sambo for a walk down the front just to see what it was like and there was a perfect spot that somebody had already vacated, so we baggsed it and moved camp to there. The atmosphere was even better that at the back and being surrounded by 10,000 people with candles was pretty special.


 
Looking back on the night I was in a bit of a juxtaposition as while I really enjoyed the night myself I was a bit disappointed that there weren’t more songs that the kids could be involved in and sing along with. No Rudolph, no jingle bells or Mummy Kissing Santa Claus, with silent night being about the closest thing that they knew the words to. It made me think that they may have enjoyed it more if they were involved, but maybe I am just assuming that!
 

The show wrapped up around 11pm, we bolted for the bus and got back to camp around 11:40. The boys hit the hay straight away and then we stated to wrap presents. It was just before 1am by the time I finally pulled the covers up and drifted off to sleep humming silent night to myself.

Day 17 - 23/12/13 - Slatey Creek Camp -> Ballan Vic

 I can remember going to Sovereign Hill back in 1978 like it was yesterday so I was quite excited to be taking the boys there. I have recently read Peter Fitzsimmon’s book Eureka so was also looking forward to matching up a few mental images with what it really may have looked like. I love Australian history.....err.....all two hundred years of it, and I was hoping that I might be able to make this little bit of it come alive in the boys minds.

We were up pretty early, as while we knew where we were on the map, we were going to go out ‘the other way’ which was apparently easier than the Dakar track we had come in on and wanted to have some spare time in case we had to reverse our way out. All went well except for having to enter the freeway across a somewhat ‘grassy’ on ramp, as we were sick of being on the very bumpy access road!

We were first in line and once we had departed with the GDP of a small pacific nation to enter we received a schedule of all of the shows that were on. Holy hell was my first impression and my second and third when I sat with a pen in hand thinking that I might need to create a computer program to figure out how to see all of these exhibits, some of which were only on once or twice a day, in one day! Fortunately there were only a couple of choices for the first half hour so we bolted for the candle dipping! In the end it all worked out and it was a great day and much was learnt by by us and the boys.

 
From the candle dipping and the tours of the old mining area and underground mine, the red coats and musket firing demonstrations and of course panning for gold we had a ball and didn’t stop for the 7 hours we were there.

 
 We stumbled across to the gold museum and feigned interest at their exhibits for a while, due to our exhaustion, jumped in Izzy and headed back towards Melbourne. If today wasn't tiring enough we have our massive triple header starting tomorrow but first we had to ‘book in’ to our nights accommodation at the Ballan Truck stop first!
 

Day 16 – 21/12/13 – Forrest Hill -> Slatey Creek Camp Vic


It was a reasonably late night thanks to the Chocolate Rum making an appearance so we took our time to get up and get moving. We headed for down town Melbourne to see the sights and found a park for the rig down near Docklands Stadium. We caught one of the old style trams into the heart of town and did the tourist sites including Flinders Street Station, Federation Square as well as enjoying the wonderful range of old buildings that Melbourne has to offer.
There were people everywhere; it was incredibly busy especially after being out of the city for a couple of weeks. The town was dressed up for Christmas and there were a heap of activities to do, but we were on a pretty tight time frame so lining up for 1 ½ hours to see the Myer Window Christmas Display was substituted by the boys taking their turn at sitting on my shoulders and having a quick peep at each window. 
Mathew Flinders and his version of The Gator
After a late lunch we walked through China Town to the tram which does a full lap around the city. About 15 minutes later we were at Docklands but on the complete other side of the water to where the rig was parked. So we alighted only to realise that it was a dead end so we quickly hopped back on the next tram and were happily travelling along until again I realised that we were heading in the wrong direction. Fed up with not being able to get on the right tram it was decided by dictatorship that we were going to walk back to the rig. Jack mysteriously developed a sore leg and Sam lagged behind but after about 15 minutes we had navigated our way back thanks to Google Maps.

Our destination for tomorrow was Sovereign Hill at Ballarat so De did some research and found a free camp on a really cool app called Wikicamps. It list of heaps of free camps as well as caravan parks and things to do that can be found via maps as well as being searchable by towns. It also has a comments section and photos for each listing so you can get a bit of an idea of what it is like before you head there. After eventually getting to the site I noted that some of the comments mentioned very rough 4wd tracks etc; but others said it was fine. What we realised was that if you came in from the south, once you have completed the track, you should be ready for a start in the Dakar Rally. Fortunately it hadn’t rained so driving up a completely rutted road that was probably a 40% grade was possible......just. Izzy performed wonderfully dragging the Gator up the slope and onwards to the campsite. It was a  wonderful site set beside a slowly running creek. The boys got their bikes out and had a great time setting out a course that included some pretty serious downhill sections and creek crossings.
 
 
We were the only ones in the area and the silence and remoteness of the site was wonderful after a few nights in the city. We were visited by a mother duck and her 9 ducklings that were almost ready to leave the nest. Sam, with a couple of pieces of bread in hand became the duck whisperer and soon had a trail following him wherever he went. We had a camp fire and got to bed early to ready our self for a big day as Sovereign Hill tomorrow.